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funny truths!!! tke tym 2 read this...:>

? If you yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)
? If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)
? The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (Oh my God...!)
? A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)
? A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig)
? Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)
? The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....")
? The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine??)
? The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
? Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over quantity.)
? Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know)
? The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)
? Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
? Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
? A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
? An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
? Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
? Polar bears are left-handed. (Who knew...? Who cares! )
? Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?)

isn't it funny but true? ha ha ha amazed?!?

--->found this somewhere on the internet... hehehehe... :D